Confession: I wrote the most infamous CreepyPasta of all time

Call Me Kevin

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    Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin
    The supermarket monster:
    Once in a place far away, a very long time ago there was an boy named Roger, he was tall but a bit round. He lived in a big city where unusual things seemed to happen everyday. For example, his uncle died. Anyway, Roger had lots of enimes in the city, all the people he used to like were now his enimes because he changed. He used to be a really succesful banker named Ron, but he decided to go another way and now he is a hobo named Roger. Because of this his friends thought they didn’t like him anymore so they said “your our enimy now!!!” and Roger was like “oh no, I have no friends but loads of enimes ”
    Roger lives day to tomorrow by the change he gets off strangers outside mcdonalds but sometimes he. When he gets enough money he goes to the local shopping centre called “teco”. He can only buy things when they are on sale so he oinly buys things when they are on sale because he doesn’t have any much money. Sometimes he even gets enough change to buy chicken when its on sale and he goes into Kfc and says “can you cook this for me” and they do it because they are his enimes and spit in the food, yuck.
    Today, on the most windy and stormy and rainy and cloudy and sad of days he decided he needed to eat and went to teco. When he went inside there was no baskets, this was weird, Roger thougth that that must be giveing them a break today so he kept going. He saw that thre bread was on sale so he was going to buy it and then an big fat hairy man ran up to him and said “NO That not f”or you! and he took the sale sign away which made the bread go back up to $100,000!! This is all in the future so thats normal for the future. Roger made a face similar to this D: and he said “But if you dont give me that I will strve” and the fat man laughed and his fat went bouncy from laughiung. Then one of ron’s enimies died so ron felt his anger rising (that happens when his enimys die” and he punched the mnan so hard that his fat fell off and the man was so angry that he cried blood. Then the lights went out so fast that roger knew he was going to be murderd. A black mist came out of the cereal boxes and the bacon was flying everywhere, pancake mix splashing over the counters, freezers freezing at higher tempratre that normal so that it was freezing the frozen pizzazas too much. ROn ran way far away to that isle thats always full of people, it has like loadsa sweets and crips, yummy. there was like 10, no wait, 15 monsters there, all black with eyes oogying with blood and tears thhat looked like bacon but were actually dead peoples skin. he screamed “fat man, help!!!” but when the fat man camer he said “You punched my fat and now you will pay………………………………………………I am your enime……” and then he ran and went iunside a freezer but forgot that the freezers froze too hard now and he died from freeze.
    Roger ran to a exit and was almost out when he tripeed on something, he looked down and saw his enimie saying “help me, the pancakes were too string” and then he said “no i am roger, you were ron’s friend not mine, smelly” and he ran out the door. He was safe, he got out, he escaped, he avoided death, he was alive, he was tall, he was safe, he was ROGER. Then he wenty back in for the bread but forgot about the monsters! So when he got the bread, the monsters came out between the slices and cried blood from their months saying “we are your enimes, RON” he said “how do you kn”ow my old name? and then they ate him and he just fell down on the floor crying from death his last words were, “i am all your enimes”. Then he fell down and died. Just before he died he said “I will now be a supermarket monster”. So when you are in a supermarket remember that ron is waiting… (in the futere tho because its in the future remember?)

    تاریخ انتشار پیش 6 ماه


    1. Josefin Johansson

      This is just a recreation of my strange dreams

    2. Tomáš Duhaj

      I did not like it that much in first place, but now after few months, I love itttt

    3. Light Zukie

      make this in text to speech.

    4. The Giant Rat

      Comments more like bore ragnarok

    5. juno myname?

      I will have my English students analyze this text one day

    6. Sara glittermepink

      Zombie Horse is awesome. Rob and Justin are hilarious

    7. Ajfergy

      Loved this

    8. Chandra Pandhita

      Kudos to the animator, it was out of this world. Amazing!

    9. Jarosław дусхан

      4:27 at this point i think that this story is about some sort of disease

    10. Iain Wilson

      It's no "My Immortal" but I can see how it got so popular.

    11. Kaiel Macmillan

      But sometimes he

    12. Little Prince

      It makes sense only when you watch Kevin Or you are one of mole people

    13. Doodle Bug

      I loved this whole thing

    14. AZTenor94

      True beauty.

    15. Carmen Gryphon

      I remember this one! The prolonged, multiple deaths were probably the best thing that ever came out of crappypasta dot com.

    16. Sara Remi


    17. Alyssa Turcotte

      “a long time ago” “this is in the future by the way” *hmm.*

    18. -Attack of the youtube Overlords-

      never heard of it

    19. OhNoHoe

      This is unbelievable. One day in 2013 you're listening to mcp read this out and 7 years later you find out one of your faves is literally the author hahahhahahah

    20. brainman67

      no way you wrote it this thing was the funniest story ever good job man

    21. DualSense Entertainment

      "but sometimes he."

    22. Chickenbucket

      i was really expecting him to actually have made a famous creepypasta that was really good but what i got was a lot better

    23. ThomasDaBeast 1

      5:46 savage

    24. cdarbo 98

      I fucking love rob. He did something called "why would you put that on the internet " he reads horrible typing all the time and does it so well

    25. Nalister Gaming

      I just hear one of Mr Creepypastas reading of it today

    26. Luna Moonshine

      I remember seeing a video on this and actually being spooked when I was 7. I didn't know it was you who made it.

    27. Red And Blu

      “And roger made a face like this D: “

    28. Viggo Ny Thomassen

      That inflation rates are the cr@p of the future

    29. G411

      Not gonna lie that was fucking hilarious 😂 I loved it Kevin

    30. RogueBulbasaur YT

      Did he actually write this story?

    31. StealYoSpaghettiOs

      Thg is reminds me of Half Life: Full Life Consequences

    32. Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower

      Lmao. It is in the description🤣😂🤣

    33. Poping On the mat

      What kinda anime is this

    34. PixelKing41

      You can still find it on the way back machine! It looks like it's rated #2 of all time. He posted it in 2013 under the username "DerpButt" 😂

    35. Fr33zeFrame

      I think Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would do the perfect narration of this 👌 ...not that Kevin isn't, as always, magnificent 🙌

    36. verdatum

      I wonder if this is worth a revisit. I am slightly tempted to make a response video, but, damn am I lazy.

    37. The Green Yoshi

      hearing kevin say "ron" without internal spite is so freaking weird

    38. FBI: gasoline.

      honestly, this is better then most of the stories.

    39. dingusrevolver

      I appreciate the continuity in the story. You will note that Roger only buys chicken and bread when it is on sale because he doesn't have any much money.

    40. The nuggster824

      comments more like bore ragnarok

    41. Woah, hello

      So inspirational.

    42. Jonathan Crowe

      Did anyone else notice Jim Pickens flying by on a broom at 2:30 ?

    43. Jorben Noten

      I'm happy i can now learn to sell used pants, that is wayyyy better than reading hillariously stupid stories

      1. _d

        I will buy your used pants

    44. drdomm

      For a second I thought he's the Author of "Who was phone?"

    45. Zay 3113


    46. The Serious Chicken

      🌟 B E A U T I F U L 🌟

    47. Mr Krabbs

      Toes, now

    48. k1ng f3lon

      I remember someone when I first heard this and I thought a child wrote it now 2 only find out it was Kevin makes so much sense

    49. Albino Lynch

      Callmekevin can you please write more stories like this absolutely love you haha

    50. A J Leaving this here for Kevin to see. It's not gone. Your story will be remembered till the end of time.

    51. Marty Chisnall


    52. Echs Dee

      More comments, more like Bore Ragnarok

    53. DJ Wet Hat

      2:43 Big bank

    54. Splosh

      This made my fat go bouncy from laughing

    55. Hazel Faras

      You had something going on with einemies

    56. Just chilling

      Why did they put it in crappy pasta

      1. Starmaster

        Because the story was shite

    57. Chase Finch

      it’s been 4 months and i’m still confused on how enimes is pronounced like Eyenamees

    58. Liam Leech

      Reminds me of me when I was older😂

    59. ID:N/A

      *sigh* my fat also went bouncy from laughing at this video

    60. DaToasterz

      wow I’m thankful for auto correct

    61. the king of clubs

      "EEE NIME pronounced ee n (m) ime" gang. Asssss semble.

    62. Anthony B

      Is crappyPasta way back archived?

    63. Ben Boulder

      Bruh it was a long time ago but in the future? This city really is weird. It broke the space time continum

    64. Tyler Ackman

      "He died from freeze" This is so sad can we get a f for fat man

    65. Bidoof

      for some reason i feel like i played a major role in this and i feel proud even though this is a 2 million subscriber youtuber i'm watching

    66. Stephanie Strickland

      "I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did noooot! Oh hi, Mark" Same great feeling. I can really see who inspired you're creative juices.

    67. C.O

      MCP remade his video with the correct pronunciation jsuk

    68. Andie Lee

      i’ve heard this before. why am i not surprised

    69. Oyster

      The funniest part of the animation is the total lack of music. It's just so awkward.

    70. Jaje Da Maniac McSluggin

      “HE AVOIDED DEATH then he went back in” Yes that does make sense

    71. meau

      I will now be a supermarket monster

    72. hibiscus tea

      Haggrid really said "no bred'

    73. Aug 101

      Kevin truly is a comedic genius, and always has been

    74. Kakashi Hatake

      This was so good

    75. Nerd Games

      Who is pheobe? I keep seeing 'by pheobe' associated with this story.

    76. _.Sleepy Ghost._

      "these are two of the wise men, i am the third" made me choke on my tea

    77. Daniel Rhodes

      A masterpiece as always

    78. Zoe Durand

      This brings me so much pure joy

    79. pakiyeetus

      Half-Life: Full Life Consequences: The Halloween Episode

    80. what?

      an average day of a venezuelan citizen.

    81. Bethany

      This will be the first time ever I have ever subscribed to a second channel. Congrats you're entertaining, I would give you 2/10, well done

    82. Jean-Dominique wahl

      Kevin: ''I don't understand Jojo'' also Kevin:

    83. Common Vilage dunce

      Dude, my 3rd grade Fargo, ND flood paperwork was better than this Edit- no offense, Im just busting your spherical objectoids among the pelvic regions

    84. asmodeus


    85. Blake Gauntt


    86. Dewman

      used to have friends now i have enimes

    87. Pending Deletion Due To Copyright Violations

      i wanna watch kevin read some r/crappypasta but animate them really spooky like

    88. Blank Dragyn

      Can someone make this a children's book

    89. Blank Dragyn

      Rob is getting so mad in his vid

    90. FBI Agent #561

      Kevin, you are a literature genius! You must write more of these, they are amazing and very scary. Also, rip uncle

    91. Nocture

      Ths video mad me lauff so hard that I stopped breath. Anyway, that was a greet video kev

    92. Bad Larry

      His fat went bouncy🤣

    93. pirkely wombat

      Read this to my brother for a bed time he said its boring but its amazing

    94. Ruby Gee


    95. Howdy Partner

      Even though it looks like it's the futuuuuuuure It's really a long, long time ago.

    96. thesespieces


      1. thesespieces


    97. Zero-Six

      So bad it’s good perfection. You failed successfully, Kev.

    98. Kiersten Alexander

      Why does the fat man remind me of Hagrid like an angry hagrid

    99. PEPPER CΔT


    100. QueenofClubs

      this is the most on-brand thing ive ever seen from Kevin ngl